幽默英语演讲稿（精选16篇）
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幽默英语演讲稿 1
Dear,
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his head out the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell into his hand.
He looked up to see where it came from in time to see a young woman looking down.
"Is this yours?" he asked.
She said, "Yes, could you bring it up?" and the man agreed.
On arrival she was profuse in her thanks and offered the man a drink. As she was very attractive he agreed. Shortly afterwards she said, "Im about to have dinner. Theres plenty. Would you like to join me?"
He readily accepted her offer and both enjoyed a lovely meal. As the evening was drawing to a close the lady said, "Ive had a marvelous evening. Would you like to stay the night?"
The man hesitated then said, "Do you act like this with every man you meet?"
"No," she replied, "Only those who catch my eye."
幽默英语演讲稿 2
Dear,
Matt and his wife lived in the country. Matt was very stingy and hated spending money. One day a fair came to the nearby town.
"Let’s go to the fair, Matt," his wife said. "We haven’t been anywhere for a long time."
Matt thought about this for a while. He knew he would have to spend money at the fair. At last he said, "All right, but I’m not going to spend much money. We’ll look at things, but we won’t buy anything. "
They went to the fair and looked at all the things to buy. There were many things Matt’s wife wanted to buy, but he would not let her spend any money.
Then, in a nearby field, they saw a small airplane.
"Fun flights!" the notice said, " $$ 10 for 10 minutes.
Matt had never been in an airplane and he wanted to go on a fun flight. However, he didn’t want to have to pay for his wife, as well.
"I’ve only got $$ 10, " he told the pilot. "Can my wife come with me for free?" The pilot wasn’t selling many tickets, so he said, "I’ll make a bargain with you. If your wife doesn’t scream or shout, she can have a free flight."
Matt agreed, and got into the small airplane with his wife.
The pilot took off and made his airplane do all kinds of things. At one moment it was flying upside down.
When the plane landed, the pilot said, "0. K. your wife didn’t make a sound. She can have her ride free."
"Thank you," Matt said. "It wasn’t easy for her, you know, especially when she fell out."
幽默英语演讲稿 3
Dear,
Mary was an English girl, but she lived in Rome. She was six years old. Last year her mother said to her, “You’re six years old now, Mary, and you’re going to begin going to a school here. You’re going to like it very much, because it’s a nice school.” “Is it an English school” Mary asked.” Yes, it is,” her mother said. Mary went to the school, and enjoyed her lessons. Her mother always took her to school in the morning and brought her home in the afternoon. Last Monday her mother went to the school at 4 o’clock, and Mary ran out of her class.
“We’ve got a new girl in our class today, Mummy,” she said. “She’s six years old too, and she’s very nice, but she isn’t English. She’s German.” “Does she speak English” Mary’s mother asked.” No, but she laughs in English,” Mary said happily.
幽默英语演讲稿 4
Dear,
I joined the government informed by my experiences in the private sector, having been both an executive leading an international real estate business and an entrepreneur who built a successful brand in an entirely different industry.
As a professional with three young children, despite the help I am able to have at home, I too experience the struggles of balancing the competing demands of work and family.
I, however, am far more fortunate than most.
Because of the opportunities I’ve been afforded my whole life, I felt an obligation to seize this moment and join the Administration.
I saw a chance to fuel the number of women owned businesses and grow our economy.
I saw a chance to work on behalf of girls in rural communities and inner cities who by learning to code or studying robotics could secure good-paying jobs in our modern economy.
幽默英语演讲稿 5
Ladies and gentalmen,
Good Morning/evening. I would like to present a topic concerning family.
It is famously known that family is simply split as Father and Mother I Love. We can quit a jot and hunt for a new one, and someone else will quickly replace our position in a company after we left. However, you can hardly say that you can be also replaced in your family. Maybe, some of you are sons and daughters for you parents or you are parents of your Child. Your position in your family is never replaced by anyone else. Then, shoulder your responsibiliy to be a good Child or Parent, cherish every chance of family union.
This moment, this minuets, even this second will never be taken place again. Fianlly, it is family that take too much importance in ones life. Enjoy your time with your parents, Children and every family members right now. Thanks!
幽默英语演讲稿 6
Dear,
welcome to t, let me show a short video to you.
the first team i will talk about is houston this team,there are two map is t-mac,the other one is yao e are bonzi wells,steve francis,mike james,shane battier and rafer alston also.i think it’s powerful enough.
some experts even claim that they could win 60 in fact,they have lost 7 games.i think maybe they can’t win the games as many as the experts said,but they must be a strong power in the western this season if the stars specially tracy and yao could keep health.
the second team is dallas season,they won more than 60 games,but they were washed out in the this team became the second team which won 60 or more games but lost the champion.
this season,most of the players there are in their golden age and i think they own the ability to create everything what even out of everyone’s expectation.
幽默英语演讲稿 7
Dear,
Should Smoking in Public Places be Banned?
Nowadays many countries in the world have passed laws to ban smoking in public places. Some smokers claim that their rights are infringed if smoking is forbidden in public places. However, most non-smokers regard the ban as good news. As far as I’m concerned, smoking should be banned in all the public places such as restaurants, theaters and public squares.
On the one hand, smoking is harmful both for smokers themselves and others. It is reported that every year smoking causes millions of death around the world. On the other hand, smoking pollutes the air. Just imagine that you sit in a restaurant full of smoke, how can you enjoy your meal there? Besides, smoking is bad for the elevation of a country’s image in the world.
I believe if smoking is banned in all the public places, most of us will breathe in more fresh and clean air. And the health condition of all the people will be greatly improved.
幽默英语演讲稿 8
Dear,
The environmental pollution is worse and worse more and more seriously today. Water is polluted; we have no clean water to drink. Many trees are cutting down, some animals is getting less and less. Some factories are pouring dirty air in the sky, the population is increasing faster and faster, resources are getting less and less…etc. Not only does it affect our lives and health, it but also has a great affection in the future. Peoples health has been greatly affected by air, noise and water pollution. Many people died of diseases. In order to live a better life, we need protect our world.
We shouldnt throw away rubbish everywhere. We want to
recycle, reduce, reuse things .Dont waste things. This saves money and reduces pollution. Use things for as long as possible. We dont use plastic bags. We must plant more trees and stop the people cutting them .We hope our world becomes more and more beautiful.
幽默英语演讲稿 9
Dear,
My topic today is: word that has changed the world.
A word that has changed the world Education of their children is highly valued by parents. To get education in the universities abroad has been the dreams for both the parents and their children. To realize these dreams, the parents have to save a large amount of money for the studies, because international flights cost a lot. In addition, the tuition abroad is not cheap. Parents should also have to pay for the food, room and utilities for their children at the school abroad. The children also need some money for the entertainment and social events.
The clothing will cost quite a little. Besides, they need extra money to cover some unexpected expenses, like long-distance calls and so on. All in all, the parents should check out how much the living and tuition will cost for their children to study abroad. They should get prepared in advance. Thank you .
幽默英语演讲稿 10
Dear,
First, the attitude to life, whether rich or poor, poor, pet, Xin Qi insult, no matter how much misunderstanding, grievance, wronged, any time, under any circumstances, will always maintain the splendid sunshine psychology, mentality, capacity, contents, man.
Second, in the pursuit of life, both clockwise and counter-clockwise, high, landing, near and far, any time, under any circumstances, will always adhere to the original intention, to keep ambition.
Third, in life no matter how many difficulties and hardships, the will, how many twists and turns, many rapids, regardless of how much wealth, success abundant is owed, any time, under any circumstances, always not to be discouraged, do not give up, upward step is not stopped, to make more than, upward is not falling, to on demand reduction.
I hope that it could help you a little!
幽默英语演讲稿 11
Dear,
hello, its a pleasure to meet you all. i am yu lin jeng. i am from shanghai ,china. this is my third trip to the united states, and i really enjoy staying here. i am working for a trading company as an assistant manager in the overseas distribution section. thank you.im ma li. i am a system engineer for ibm. my job is to develop new computer software and i enjoy the job very much, because software development is very creative and imaginative work. so if anyone here is interested in computer and computer software, please let me know.
we can spend hours talking about computers.hello, everybody. i am ning cai chen from beijing, i am working for an agent for a electric company in beijing. it is about five months since i came to the united states, and i miss my family very much. itll be several months before they come here, and i hope to continue to have an enjoyable single life till then.
幽默英语演讲稿 12
Dear,
many people burn incense and kowtow, do good deeds and strive for virtues, not just for the present, but mainly to let god see their sincerity so as to be reborn into a better afterlife, or to achieve the highest enlightenment after several lives of practice.
they do believe in afterlife. but i cant help asking: suppose there were no afterlife, would you still do good deeds and strive for virtues? and if god does not see what you are doing, would you still be so upright and selfless?
if you work, not for serving the public and liberating the others, but just for a better afterlife of your own, isnt it a little too selfish? comparing with this kind of believers, those who dont believe in afterlife, but still keep doing good deeds, are the most sincere and honest philanthropists, because they do them not for themselves but for other.
幽默英语演讲稿 13
Dear,
Hello, everyone!
My name is “eye pen”. I am not a common pen. I am theprotector of students’ eyes. It is said that nowadays many, many children arewearing glasses. So I have been invented. I belong to Nancy. She is very anxiousbecause most of her friends become shortsighted. Ha ha! Then one day she had agood idea. She invented me. I don’t want to make her disappointed. I need to beresponsible to all the children.
You see, my body will turn red when you use me for over 30 minutes. It is awarning. And you should have a rest. In my head, there is a thermostat. Whenstudents use me to write, I’ll turn yellow when their heads are too close to thedesk. It is also a warning. Then the students should raise their heads.
I am so happy that students take me to school every day. I will be a goodeye protector and make students all have a good writing habit so that the numberof shortsighted students will be reduced.
幽默英语演讲稿 14
Dear,
Good morning teachers y I’m very happy to make a speech here name is Lenglinxuan I’m 12. I come from Class 1 Grade 6 of Henglu Primary School. Now I’ll start my speech my dream. Everyone has his own dream. Some want to be doctors. Others hope to be writes. But my dream is to become a teacher. Because I admire teachers hers can not teach us many things at school,but they do their best to teach us how to learn.
Thanks to them,we learn knowledge. And at the same time,we learn how to live a happy life. They spend most time on their students. They are great in my heart. I know it is not easy to make my dream come true. Zhang haidi aunt once said:"everyones life is a boat,and ideal is the boat sails." If,say,ideal is a boat to successful,so,Ill take good rudder. From now on I decide to study harder. I’m sure my dream will come true. My speech is over k you for listening.
幽默英语演讲稿 15
Dear,
Good morning everyone,may I have your attention,please? I am glad to be able to give a lecture on this classroom. This once , I want to talk about English. My topic of conversation is that I love English.
As everyone knows,English is very important has been used everywhere in the has become the most common language on Internet and for international trade. If we can speak ,we will have more chance to use more and more people have taken notice of it,the number of the people who go to learn English has increased at a high speed.
But for myself,I learn English not only because of its importance and its usefulness,but also because of my love for I learn English, I can feel a different way of thinking which gives me more room to touch the I read English novels,I can feel the pleasure from the book which is different from reading the I speak English, I can feel the confident from my I write English,I can see the beauty which is not the same as our Chines.
幽默英语演讲稿 16
Dear,
Self-study is a good way of improving our knowledge of things. Some of thegreat scientists and lecturer couldnt afford to go to school so they juststudied at home without anybodys help. Sometimes self-study could be moreaffective then going to schools and listen to teachers telling you what to do,but sometimes it will be better to learn in schools to furtherly knowing whatsgoing on.
About Self-studyAs adult students in Shanghai TV University, self-studybecomes very important. According to me, there are several pieces of tips ofself-study. First, I always make a study plan in the beginning of a newsemester. Second, preview every unit before the lesson. Third, try to finish thehomework after class. Fourth, go over what I have learnt in class regularly athome. Without review, you will absolutely forget what you’ve learnt as quicklyas possible. So reviewing is helpful in understanding and memorizing what you’velearnt.
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